Slim Thug surmised that Ciara and Russell Wilson were invested in their relationship for all the wrong reasons, his theory: "Do a woman who used to talk to Future really want a Russell Wilson? I don’t believe it. I think it’s all for financial stability." Slim Thug's unsolicited opinion was brought to fruition during a radio interview in his hometown of Houtson.

Ciara filed her response with two highly suggestive Instagram posts highlighting her growth as a "hugh man." The first post spoke of "insanity" as a condition of the mind common to many individuals locked in toxic relationships. It's as if she drew the mock-up in graphic detail then revised her decision and spared Future the embarrassment of seeing his name listed in the "bad habits" section of the paper, no shade.

Ciara's second posting looked a lot like a deconstruction of current boo Russell Wilson. The resume listed the attributes she is seeking in a partner: unsinful nature, a family first mentality, confidence, compassion, a respectful disposition towards strangers, and lastly "a man that sees beauty in her scars." Nowhere in her listing did it read: man with TVs in the headrest or killshot aim. Buyer beware.