Look, a shiny toy.
Lil Uzi Vert's musical drought is well documented. While the young star has been divisive, it's safe to say that many fans have been scratching their head over his bizarre behavior of late. From associating himself to a genuine cult, to a flurry of strange Instagram posts, to straight up announcing his "retirement," it's difficult to assess where Uzi's head is at.
Sadly, it's been a minute since we've heard a peep from the emotional rapper, though "New Patek" was a reasonable reminder of what he can do. In any case, while Uzi may very well be hanging up the spurs, it would appear he has discovered a new hobby. Collecting more cars than the layman will own in six lifetimes.
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Upon showing off his Bruce Wayne-esque car collection, Uzi has doubled down on the guided-tour with a new IG clip. This time, he goes up close and personal, revealing the lavish nature of his shiny new toy. Perhaps ostentatious, though as the adage goes, if you got it, flaunt it. One might argue that he's simply drowning his sorrows in shallow materialism, but can you really blame him? All his friends are dead.