Santa Clause's signature bellow of "ho, ho, ho," has long lent itself to the hip-hop vernacular. In that sense, it was inevitable that the legendary Snoop Dogg would reimagine the wholesome slogan for his own pimpish devices. Today, on Christmas Eve, Snoop comes through with "3 Ho's For The Holidays," a slick triple XXX-Mas banger for the whole family. The track kicks off with an amusing skit, in which a young child rattles off his wishlist, which includes a "scientist set," "Venom toys," and the titular 3 hos.
The instrumental soon sets a smooth vibe, the perfect backdrop for Snoop, C.S. Armstrong, and Lil Half Dead to deliver some yuletide vibes. "All I want for Christmas is my baby, boss lady, that's my Tay-Tay," spits Snoop. "We can lay around and sip a cup of eggnog, light a fireplace and snuggle up on Doggy Dogg." Clearly, though his image may be that of a twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five mack, Snoop is no stranger to the lost art of romance. Happy holidays from the Doggfather and the Fredwreck Rkestra.
All I want for Christmas is my baby
Boss lady, that's my Tay-Tay
We can lay around and sip a cup of eggnog
Light a fireplace and snuggle up on Doggy Dogg