ETERNAL ATAKE

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Lil Uzi Vert says he's not happy these days.

Be grateful for whatever Uzi blesses us with.

Will "Eternal Atake" ever drop?

We just want the album now.

Lookin' like a spinning Cheeto.

Lil Uzi Vert says we aren't ready for the "orange takeover."

Eternal Atake is officially on the way?

Fans are still anticipating Eternal Atake.

Don't worry, it's "for the right reasons."

We need "Eternal Atake" right now.

And he nails it!

Get your shuffle ready.

A retrospective of all the times Uzi danced and made us happy.

Lil Uzi Vert needed to find harder beats for the album.

Lil Uzi Vert went off on Twitter about DJ Drama and his long-lost album.

Is there no cure?

Please sir, give us the slightest clue.

Lil Uzi Vert's fit pics just keep coming.

DJ Drama is calling for Lil Uzi Vert's freedom while the Philly rapper accuses the Generation Now CEO of holding back the release of "Eternal Atake."

King of Instagram.

Lil Uzi is having blast with his new label.

Lil Uzi Vert's anticipated album has sealed itself in a vault and swallowed the key.

Lil Uzi Vert posts another fit pic on Instagram.

TM88 is just as eager to hear "Eternal Atake" as we are.