Reeling from the news that NFL legend Reggie Bush has been ambushed by his mistress Monique Exposito out of three million dollars and the abortion she promised she'd get, the whole wide internet is wondering - who is Monique Expositio?

From all accounts, this woman has no Instagram or Twitter that can be easily found and seen, but she did reach a publicly accessible forum when she attempted in 2013 to become the "Ultimate Miami Girl," a prestigious title to say the least. A local reality show of sorts, Exposito's audition tape for the show gives us a serious window into the heart of this woman who has single-handedly lobbed Reggie Bush a bigger L than any NFL franchise ever could.

We'll let you enjoy that video a few more times, and be sure to check out the gallery above for more photographs of the mysterious Monique Exposito.