We're no strangers to our comment section, who seem to believe we as a collective nurse an unyielding love of Drake. In truth, each of us enjoy his music to varying degrees; if you see an excess of supply, that's only in response to the demand. Yet today, the bar for Drake Stannery in the media has been raised higher than an owl's flight path. In fact, it's almost so fiendish that it's respectable, dare I say admirable. Billboard has come through with the ultimate Drake-related piece in recent history: a daily recap of everything he's done from January to November, laid out with a meticulous attention to detail.

If you're looking to see what Drake was up to on your birthday, you're in luck. On mine, "TMZ reported that Sophie Brussaux was offered $100,000 to respond to claims that Drake fathered her child." If you're wondering, other notable moments include January 15th, when "Pick 6ix’s chef shares Drake’s favorite veggie: broccoli." Of course, don't forget February 1st, when he "Hangs with his hookah man, Habibiz." Of course, he also happened to drop Scorpion on June 29th, get hit with "Adidon" on May 29th, played Fortnite on March 14th, and much, much more. In fact, you could likely peruse the article for minutes; perhaps even tens of minutes. It's safe to say that the folks at Billboard deserve some praise for compiling this one; in equal parts for its memory lane-inducing recap, but also for its unintentional comedy. 

Behold this glorious body of work right here. 

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