Slim Thug asked the question some of us were all pondering ourselves: “Do a woman who used to talk to Future really want a Russell Wilson?” The Big Boss of the North shared his conspiracy with local radio outfit 97.9 The Box. Slim Thug prefaced his thoughts by saying "No hate," but even that couldn't him or the interviewer from traversing a literal minefield of unwanted quips.

If Russell Wilson represents the keener side of the spectrum, and Future the unapologetic standard, where does Ciara really stand with her taste in men and more importantly, why is it any of Slim Thug's business? Is his commentary becoming of a Boss? It seems Slim Thug caught himself in the act quite haphazardly. "No hate, I bought his shoes the other day…I’m just saying I have no personal issue with him, or her, God Bless them," he later explained.

Slim Thug did however call Russell Wilson a corny dude for what it's worth. "I ain’t gonna say corny cause that’s hatin’ but he’s just like a square...I don’t believe a girl coming from a street dude could even adapt to that." If there's a single takeaway from this interview, it's that Slim Thug resists change like an Aikido specialist fending off a variety of suplexes. For Slim Thug, his street sensibility is inseparable from his being. That alone doesn't substantiate his nosiness.