Young Thug has a dirty penis. That's at least what he told fans on Instagram this week.

The rapper went on a lengthy rant regarding the difficultly he has maintaining a clean penis. He explains that no matter how frequently he baths, his penis comes out dirty every time. Check out the full transcript of his absurd Instagram story below:

I don't even have sex every day. So, like OK, yesterday, I woke up at like 5:00 in the evening. I took a bath at 5:30. Today I woke up at 2:00, I took a bath at 2:00. So that means I took a bath 12 hours ago. Every time I take a bath, my body be clean. But every time I wash my dick there be dirt on it. But I ain't have sex, I ain't do nothing. I ain't eat shit. I just go chill. Might go to Dukem's spot chill, go home go to sleep. Next day, I wake up take a bath, my dick be dirty. There always be dirt on the top. I think I just got a permanently dirty dick.

Young Thug is fresh off a new collaborative mixtape with Chris Brown, which you can check out here.

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